Walked into the (public) toilets at work today. Two guys are there wanking each other off (and, no, before you ask, neither was attractive).
“Get out of my fucking gallery”, quoth I.
Which they did. One of my more literate colleagues points out that a slight alteration in intonation and they’d just have assumed they’d been performing the wrong act in the wrong part of the building.
“Oh, sorry, is this the fucking gallery? We wanted the mutual masturbation performance space…”