Now I, along with most of the world, think Frank Lampard is a pointless and rather ugly waste of space.
But criticising his ‘autobiography’ in t’Grauniad, Marina Hyde runs through her distaste for the famous Ayia Napa video (one memorable for the News of the World referring to Kieron Dyer as ‘good looking’ and a ’stud’, which were certainly firsts).
Admittedly, there were some disturbing images therein. However, this is a woman who had (and still might have for all I know) a long running affair with Piers Morgan. Distaste? Horrid, eye-melting imaginings? The thought of Morgan having sex with anything is surely right at the top of the chart.