I don’t know very much.
No, don’t stop me…
Oh, you weren’t.
But I know two things. Call them lessons from history.
1) England don’t win on penalties. Ever. And therefore should never play for them.
2) No one, but no one, invades Afghanistan and wins. Just not possible. Just don’t even think about it. You might look like you’ve won, but give it a few months, and you’re trapped in the mountains while some christian-god-forsaken-goat eater runs rings round you. How the Ruskies must be laughing now.