Or possibly floats…
Polar bears are drowning and turning cannibal because of the melting ice floes.
The campaign to get them each a yacht starts here. Then we’d have a polar bear flotilla.
December 20, 2005
What they need are boats
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Best idea yet. If you’re taking orders, I’ll have a 45ft + yacht, electric winches, in-mast furling, prefereably a Moody or an Oyster.
As you can tell, I’m a bear of meagre requirements, and given that the alternative is me pitching up at Edinburgh zoo and eating the other bears, I think you’ll agree it’s a reasonable trade-off.
I’ve even picked the name, Bear Necessities.
Comment by ThTe BaggedBear — December 31, 2005 @ 8:05 am